Monday, 26 January 2009

A Royal commentary

Am I right in thinking that PAKI is short for
Pakistani? Is it not just an abbreviation?
 
Prince Harry calls a mate "Our little Paki
friend" and is forced to apologise two years
later. This guy was a mate of his for heavens sake!
 
Am I right in thinking that "Brit" is short for
British? Should the Sun Newspaper be forced to
apologise every time it prints the word Brit or
The Brits are coming? Is the word Brit offensive?
 
Is "Scot" Offensive?  "The Scots are coming".
Another Sun Newspaper Football Clash Headline
classic.
 
What about Ozzie, Kiwi, Pommie, Limey?
Where or when will this lunacy end?
 
The Cornish call all holiday makers "Grockles",
anything wrong with that?
 
If a Pakistani called you "His Brit friend",
would you feel offended? Would you demand
an apology on National TV? Of course not!
 
Del Trotter refers to "The Paki Shop" in one
episode of Only Fools and Horses - now
overdubbed for UK Gold with the offending word
taken out;
the episode when they build a
nuclear fall out shelter. Should Sir David
Jason now apologise?
Should the writer John Sullivan apologise?
Should the BBC apologise?
 
What about the Fuzzywuzzies, "Dads Army"?
 
What about "You stupid Kraut", Fawlty Towers,
both still being broadcast regularly with no
overdub?
 
The Idiots are at it again trying to stir up
racial hatred. It's just madness surely?
 
I'm happy being a BRIT, BRITISH, ENGLISH, POMMIE,
LIMEY, ENGELSMAN,SAUTE or whatever. I don't care
a fig. I only care when I'm called a racist.
 
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT YEARS "BRIT AWARDS"
ON THE TV. LUCKILY, THANKS TO THE ZEALOTS,
RACISTS AND BIGOTS THERE WILL NEVER BE A "PAKI
AWARDS". Oh no indeed because all the Pakis will
be at The Brit Awards. And us Brits won't mind
at all, will we?
 
There's something rotten in the barrel and nobody
in government or local politics has the guts to
stand up and say

"GROW UP THE LOT OF YOU".