Letter to Mrs. May - Genius!!
Dear Mrs. May,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing Brexit.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to Euro crates, that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.
Think about this (more points of contention):
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
Friday, 15 March 2019
Thursday, 14 March 2019
speaker:Gordon Marsden : 1 vote =============================== Business of the House (Today) - European Union (Withdrawal) Act (12 Mar 2019) https://www.theyworkforyou.com/divisions/pw-2019-03-12-354-commons Voted (no) against approving, for the purposes of section 13(1)(b) of the European Union (Withdrawal) Act 2018, the negotiated withdrawal agreement; the framework for the future relationship; the legally binding joint instrument, which reduces the risk the UK could be deliberately held in the Northern Ireland backstop indefinitely and commits the UK and the EU to work to replace the backstop with alternative arrangements by December 2020; the unilateral declaration by the UK, setting out the sovereign action the UK would take to provide assurance that the backstop would only be applied temporarily; and the supplement to the framework for the future relationship, setting out commitments by the UK and the EU to expedite the negotiation and bringing into force of their future relationship. (division #354; result was 242 aye, 391 no)
Sunday, 10 March 2019
Thursday, 28 February 2019
Sunday, 17 February 2019
On behalf of the Blackpool, Fylde & Wyre branch of CAMRA I'd like to thank all those who turned up at last weekend's 37th Fleetwood Beer and Cider Festival and by having a couple of drinks made it a wonderful success! You drank about 1500 pints of real ale, 500 pints of cider and perry and cleared out the world beer bar. In doing so you raised a record of over £450 for Fleetwood RNLI! We hope you enjoyed yourselves, we did, and are happy to announce that subject to all the boring stuff like budgetary approval, we hope to be back for the 38th festival at the wonderful Marine Hall between the 6th until the 8th February 2020. Get it penciled in your diary now, see you there!
I'd also like to publicly thank all the volunteers that worked so hard to stage the festival and the staff of the Marine Hall who make us so very welcome. Thanks ladies and gents, we couldn't do it without you!
Just before the festival, the Branch decided on its Pub and Club of the Year for 2019. So congratulations to The Craft House in Lytham for being voted as our Pub of the Year for 2019. We will be presenting the award there on 7th March at around 8pm. All welcome, although the place is a little small to hold all 2760 branch members! We will also be presenting Silver, runners-up, Pub of the Year awards to the Thatched House, Poulton (14th March at approx 8pm), The Poulton Elk, Poulton (date to be confirmed, check our website) and Fifteens of St Annes (also date TBC). Our Club of the Year is once again Blackpool Cricket Club, congratulations to them. Their presentation is also still to be confirmed. The Craft House and Blackpool Cricket Club now go forward to the Lancashire competition.
We will also be presenting our Spring Pub of the Season award to the Stanley Arms, in Wesham on 11th April from about 8pm. Congratulations also to them!
Please note that our branch AGM will be held at Blackpool Cricket Club on 25th April 2019 at 8pm. All Branch members are welcome to attend, but to vote you will need to bring a valid membership card. All Committee posts are open for re-election, nomination forms will be appearing on the Branch web site in the next few days and must be returned to the Branch Secretary by noon on the 25th April.
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Tuesday, 12 February 2019
Rhodesia in Song. RIP Clem Tholet.
Friday, 8 February 2019
Wednesday, 16 January 2019
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