Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Happy St Georges Day

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. An Irishman's or a Scotsman's brain could be bought for £500 but an Englishman's brain cost £10,000. That proves,' said The Englishman, 'that Englishmen are much cleverer than Irishmen or Scotsmen.' 

'No it doesn't,' said The Irishman, 'it just means that an Englishman's brain has never been used.'

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

A Petition too many, for me at least.

UK Border Agency: Please review the fresh evidence submitted for Afusat Saliu's asylum case properly
By Anj Handa
My friend, Afusat Saliu, faces being returned to Nigeria. She has removal directions for 25th April. If she goes back, there is a real risk of forcible FGM on her daughters. She fled to the UK when her step-mother expressed a wish to have her daughter Bassy cut. Bassy will be four in May; two year old Rashidat was born in London - Afusat fled while she was heavily pregnant.

In Afusat's village, FGM is usually performed on babies, which is when Afusat herself was cut. If she is made to return and her family catch up with her, it is likely that she will be powerless to protect them from being mutilated. Afusat is also in danger as she escaped a forced marriage to a man 40 years her senior to whom her family is indebted.
I met Afusat in January. She hadn't had much support, so I assisted her with finding a solicitor and working with him to prepare fresh evidence. This fresh evidence and recent case law was not referred to in the Home Office response letter. We ask that her case is reviewed as it does not seem to have been given due consideration.
Afusat came to England to protect her daughters. She helps out at their school and volunteers with the Refugee Council and other organisations to support women in a similar position, despite her own mental health issues. Afusat is a real asset to our society. Her daughters are little Leeds lasses and have a spirit and character that I worry will be knocked out of them if they taken away. 
Our law says that Every Child Matters. I'm not willing to gamble on the risk of them being cut - a 13 year old died just this Sunday as a result of FGM gone wrong. It's too late for Afusat - nobody could protect her, but we do have a chance to save her girls. Please sign the petition. If you want to read more about their journey, visit
My Request to Home Office:
- Review new evidence, which was presented, but appears to have been overlooked
- Consider Case Law precedent, where a materially similar application for asylum was upheld
- Ensure the safety and well-being of her two small daughters who are now well settled in Leeds (including the youngest, who was born in London), but who are likely to be subject to FGM should they return to Nigeria
- Pay due regard to the imminent danger involved to her and her family should she be returned to Nigeria, given the latest information that Nigeria is unlikely to be able to provide sufficient protection for herself and her family
- Take note of the community contribution already made by Afusat.

What does one say?  Easy!  No!  I definitely will not be signing this petition.

My reason is simple.  I live in a country that has, or used to have, its own religion, standards, behaviour and Laws.  If you want me to protect you, you must adopt all of my Rules, Laws and even my beliefs.  If you do not, then do what my ancestors did, and do what I did.  Fight for your own beliefs in your own country.

I am now tired and sick of putting my family at risk to provide a level of comfort that you could not provide for your family in your own country.  If you disagree with me, turn your machine off or delete my blog from your reading matter.   

Her children are not Tykes, they are Nigerian. So where are the fathers?

You say she has mental problems.  So do millions of true Brits and they don’t get help either.  If someone wants to adopt this family, then they should take full fiscal responsibility for them which includes their medical costs, education, housing and all other external expenditure BECAUSE I am sick to death of having every buggers’ hand in my packet except mine own.

Many years ago I wrote to as many MP’s as I could, indicating the strange anomaly of allowing aliens right of abode just because they had children born in this country.  The example I raised  was that of a pregnant female mass murderer, in transit to another country, being taken off an International flight so that she could have a child; and then the wheels of disjointed international system preventing the continued extradition purely because of this anomaly.   

My hackles were up because children born to British service personnel, stationed overseas, were finding it difficult to obtain their Rightful British Passports by a bureaucracy that appeared not to know where its responsibility and duty lay.  Yet every immigrant appeared to be getting a passport just by asking.

Enough is enough and although I sympathise, I leave my compassion for my former comrades butchered wholesale with their corpses rotted in Matabeleland.

So NO,  I will not be signing this one too many petition.

Saturday, 19 April 2014

The Perfect text message

A Great Irish Text Message

Paddy texts his wife...

Mary, I'm just having one more pint with the lads.
If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.

It's the way I tell 'em...

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

From the BBC quizzes

Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character
clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

They walk among us!  And they breed...


The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.  It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only "fasten eight".

The teacher sat down and cried.

Monday, 14 April 2014

Global Warming getting serious

Global Warming?
See what happens when we cut down too many trees.
Global warming is One Thing..,
But look below at what can happen when we
continue to clear our forests!
We have to stop cutting down trees!
This is Getting Serious! 

True Victim of poor immigration controls

As I browse throught the newspapers today, I cannot find a factual report on events as they stand!  So, this is a Somali free zone except to remind readers that Somali illegals murdered policewoman Sharon Beshenivsky.

Sharon Beshenivsky  Police Constable West Yorkshire Police Died 18 November 2005, aged 38.

 While responding with a colleague to a personal attack alarm at a travel agency in Bradford, the officers were confronted by three armed robbers leaving the premises, shots were fired and she was hit in the chest and killed and her colleague injured.

I will also not be responding to the immigrants in London who demanded, on the Panorama programme last Monday, that I as a genuine Briton and having paid taxes through my family and for hundreds of years, and my own contribution of fifty years of meaningful employment, should fork out more to educate, feed and house their impoverished position, NO, I don't think so! 

Enough is enough! 

Go back to your own country and try your bleeding heart blackmail there!

It is about time we started thinking and caring for the real victims in life, such as the motherless children of the brave lass Sharon Beshenivsky.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Me Irish in-laws

An Irish  mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. 
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. 
"What happened!  What happened?  I'll tell you what happened!  I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.  I get home... and guess what I found?  Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!  This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.  I'm done.  I'm leaving forever!" 
"Ah now, calm down Paddy...  Calm down," says his mother-in-law.  "There is something very odd going on here.  Jean would never do such a thing!  There must be a simple explanation.  I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." 
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. 
"Paddy.  I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never got your E-mail!"

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

From Council to Cabinet, it just is not Right

 I want to tell you a Tory...

Once upon a time there was a reprobate with a sad record of misdeeds.  Unfortunately for Joe Public, there were a few, and I mean a few, who could believe lie after lie, because he was a member of  The Party.  They came from miles around, from lauded institutions and from privileged places, to worship at his feet whilst those who told the facts about this despicable lowlife were ushered out of the debating chambers, so not to offend those on their knees and genuflecting to a demogogue.
In the town where he had decided to migrate into, he had stolen from the Bus Drivers Association and got away with being prosecuted because of expedience.  For those who do not understand that word it means people in place charged with upholding ancient and hard fought for laws being rewarded by growing complacent and too lazy to do their jobs, such as the Coroner and the investigating team into the Corporate Murder of Blackpool veteran, Robert Michael Miller – no relation to the more infamous Miller with a suspect nature.
So there we have it. Way back in the 80’s and the wonderful Tory Teller had provided sufficient evidence to his character – or lack of it- giving legitimate grounds to be ostracised from any meaningful collection of well intended people I.E. A legitimate political party.  Instead, in political desperation, he was adopted and became a banner bearer - much against the wishes of many - and the front person for (1) A enterprise that sucked blood out of a genuine charity, Help for Heroes. (2) became a fulcrum in the much discredited Fylde Ex Service Liaison Committee with its secret bank accounts and dictatorial attitude towards the majority of professional servicemen and women who want nothing from them at all .

The final achievement in denigrating the service of all whom bore arms in Defence of the Nation was when the MoD conferred on him an ambassadorship for the Veterans Badge. What a slap in the mouth for all former professional soldiers, sailors and airmen (and women)!  It was akin to giving the keys to the children’s ward at Blackpool’s Victoria Hospital to Sir Jimmy Sa Vile.
What is worse is that those in authority and those in his own Party had been warned of this conduct and did nothing.  Are we guilty by association?  Ask the victims of the Concentration Camps and you'll get an accurate and reasoned response.

Another disappointment has to be the Member of Parliament for the Fylde.  As his story evolves, one fact remains symptomatic of our time; the young and disillusioned of the district around Lytham St Annes do not know who this person is.  They don't know of his alleged offences and have no idea of his history.  What is worse, they don't care.
So before all the bigots and religious zealots’ starts to howl, I for one do not give a fish’s left nipple about a person’s sexual orientation.  My only objection, and we have all been gagged into not being able to talk about these matter because of over sympathetic laws and laws that have denied Free Speech, is that too many have risen into places they are unfit for because of those very same insidious and grotesque gagging laws.
Whatever the allegations are against this man, let us hope that he gets a swift and thoroughly professional investigation into the charges.  Afterall, we have witnessed too many miscarriages of justice; Hillsborough, Steven Lawrence and many, many more.
If a person is fit and competent in a job, he /she ought to be left alone to get on with it.  It cannot be held against any individual that sexual orientation is a factor except where it is used to defend sexual deviants, child molesters and human traffickers.

Once again the spectre of Parliamentary Privilege and MP's expenses is being brushed under the carpet.  There is not a single right minded person who can defend the arrogance or the attitude that this person has shown towards the electorate.  All I want to say is is there any other vocation, occupation or call it what you will, where an employee can offset the purchase of homes against expenses paid by the very subjects they are entrusted to Govern?  Perhaps in Zimbabwe, South Africa, Italy and 200 other countries that one could think about?  But in honest and law abiding Britain, the Mother of all Parliaments, the cornerstone of all things Right…?
Why not publish the report by the Independent Body into MP’s expenses in full and uncensored?  Let those who can, read for themselves the conclusions and findings of the Independent body set up to scrutinise the debacle left by thieving Lieber?  Stop redacting the truth and give us credit for more sense that those in the Westminster Village.
This is just another example of why the People have to regain control of the Madhouse from those supposedly sent into it to represent us, as a whole, and not themselves as a privileged few!