Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The wisdom of the child

Johnny

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
 

1st kid says "A computer".
 

Teacher replies "That would be very useful."
 

2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
 

Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything."
 

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
 

Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When they started building a mosque near our house I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."

Thursday, 18 August 2016

Letter from the New President

DEAR AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers.

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss.

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.  Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

Friday, 12 August 2016

Governments response to Ban the Burkha petition

The Government has responded to the petition you signed – “Ban the wearing of a Burka, any full or partial front face coverings in public.”.

Government responded:
Face coverings can be worn in public places for a variety of legitimate reasons. The Government has no intention of making it a criminal offence to wear face coverings.
Face coverings can be worn in public places for a variety of legitimate reasons, from religious observance to keeping warm in inclement weather. The Government has no intention of making it a criminal offence to wear face coverings.
Where face coverings are used for the purpose of concealing identity, section 60AA of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 provides police officers with the power to remove them. The police may also remove face coverings during a stop and search or following an arrest. The Government considers these powers to be both proportionate to citizens’ civil liberties and sufficient to allow the police to protect the public from harm.

Home Office

Saturday, 16 July 2016

This is ONE reason so many Brits voted LEAVE

France: The Coming Civil War

by Yves Mamou  •  July 16, 2016 at 5:00 am
  • For French President François Hollande, the enemy is an abstraction: "terrorism" or "fanatics".
  • Instead, the French president reaffirms his determination to military actions abroad: "We are going to reinforce our actions in Syria and Iraq," the president said after the Nice attack.
  • So confronted with this failure of our elite who were elected to guide the country across nationals and internationals dangers, how astonishing is it if paramilitary groups are organizing themselves to retaliate?
  • "Western elites, with a suicidal obstinacy, oppose naming the enemy. Confronted with attacks in Brussels or Paris, they prefer to imagine a philosophical fight between democracy and terrorism, between an open society and fanaticism, between civilization and barbarism". -- Mathieu Bock-Côté, sociologist, in Le Figaro
  • In France, the global elites made a choice. They decided that the "bad" voters in France were unreasonable people too stupid to see the beauties of a society open to people who often who do not want to assimilate, who want you to assimilate to them, and who threaten to kill you if you do not.
  • Similarly, the British took the first tool that was given to them to express their disappointment at living in a society they did not like anymore. They did not vote to say: "Kill all these Muslims who are transforming my country or stealing my job or soaking up my taxes". They were just protesting a society that a global elite had begun to transform without their consent.
  • The global elite made a choice: they took the side against their own old and poor because those people did not want to vote for them any longer. They also made a choice not to fight Islamism because Muslims vote collectively for this global elite.
    "We are on the verge of a civil war." That quote did not come from a fanatic or a lunatic. No, it came from head of France's homeland security, the DGSI (Direction générale de la sécurité intérieure), Patrick Calvar. He has, in fact, spoken of the risk of a civil war many times. On July 12th, he warned a commission of members of parliament, in charge of a survey about the terrorist attacks of 2015, about it.
    In May 2016, he delivered almost the same message to another commission of members of parliament, this tme in charge of national defense. "Europe," he said, "is in danger. Extremism is on the rise everywhere, and we are now turning our attention to some far-right movements who are preparing a confrontation".
    What kind of confrontation? "Intercommunity confrontations," he said -- polite for "a war against Muslims." "One or two more terrorist attacks," he added, "and we may well see a civil war."


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Saturday, 9 July 2016

Travellers exercising their illegal right to trespass on childrens park

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All this nonesensical talk about handling illegal/legal immigrants seems meaningless when Blackpool council - as with every council faced with a similar problem - can't get trespassers off a children's playing field.

I watched these vans and very expensive mobile homes invade Fishers Field, Highfield Road, Blackpool and stood by whilst the feckless Council and Police scratched their wondrous heads. Had I interfered and told the invaders to move on, No Doubt I would have been arrested for Breach of the Peace!!!

One constable onto the fields the instant the interlopers arrived would/could/should have been sufficient to move them on.  If reports are correct, they had already broken into a private school field by removing the gate locks. It means that as long as they trespass, the dogs can't defecate in peace on the children's football pitches...Oh! Well...

Do we have to endure illegal activity in our midst by those with no appreciation of of our law or tradition?  If politicians have their way, dead right we will?  If we can't rid ourselves of Romanian thieving gangs, Islamic Mullah hate preachers, and illicit BBC licence fees, we have no chance with pseudo tinkers from deepest Ireland.

What do they all have in common?  They all scream Human Rights whilst treading all over yours and mine.

Friday, 8 July 2016

We saved our Democracy

They should have Pat on Question Time, if my licence fee is worth anything.

Sunday, 3 July 2016

A Kenyon Joke


A  KENYAN  JOKE.


A man died & went to hell. There he found out that there is a different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Kenyan hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Kenyan devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn’t work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Kenyan devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!" .................

Long live Kenya.  IT PAYS TO BE KENYAN

Friday, 24 June 2016

Nelson's Prayer

Before the Battle of Trafalgar, Nelson wrote this prayer:

May the great God, whom I worship, grant to my country and for the benefit of Europe in general, a great and glorious victory: and may no misconduct, in any one, tarnish it: and may humanity after victory be the predominant feature in the British fleet.

This country has a great history. Let's help it to have an even greater future.

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Do you want this, or the right to ban this?

Two days before you allow this rhetoric to silence Freedom, fought for over thousands of years!

The EU and demented Courts say we must give them sanctuary.  I think otherwise.