Thursday, 23 October 2014

New Home Safe security

I FEEL SAFE AT HOME AT LAST!

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in my front garden, one at each corner and the black flag of ISIS in the  centre.

The local police, MI5, MI6 and other intelligence services are all watching my house 24 hours
I've never felt safer.