On a recent trip to the US, Ed Multibrandts, next President of Small England and parts of east Wales Lieber political party, addressed a major gathering of Red Indians.
He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for diminutive Great Britain.
At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
A very chuffed Milibrand then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Presidente Ed.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.