The Red Indians have always had the BEST Metaphoric views on Life

On a recent trip to the US, Ed Multibrandts,  next President of Small England and parts of east Wales  Lieber political party, addressed a major gathering of Red Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for diminutive Great Britain. At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. A very chuffed Milibrand then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Presidente Ed. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.