I shot a rocket

I shot a rocket into the air,

It fell to earth, I knew just where;

So swiftly it flew, lined on by my laser sight

So I need not follow it in its flight.

It struck a building 80 miles away,

A school where many children play,

What care I for this act of hate,

This deadly rocket gets me through the Pearly Gate.

Allah, Yahweh or Jesus Christ,

I’m on my knees, praying by day and night,

God, false prophets or mythological sylphid,

Sanction MY EVIL in Your Name, and do it rapid.