Monday, 31 March 2014

The Time Machine

Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.  They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a  printout, he reads it out.  "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries!”

David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that.”   So he asks:  “What will England be like in 100 years time?”  The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

But he just stares at it.

Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say?”

David replies,  “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”