Oodles of Noodles and not a grain of rice to be found

Caveat Emptor - Let the buyer beware.

This was supposed to be a Singapore Fried Rice - a Nasi Goreng.

 This mangle of stringy noodles and no chilli is definitely NOT a RICE dish.  But just try getting your money back?  What would happen if the diner was gluton intollerant?  Yes.  They would be dying for the Fried Rice