Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Today in Parliament

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
,
7 have been arrested for fraud
,
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
,
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
,
3 ( soon 4) have done time for assault
,
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
,
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
,
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
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21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
,
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
,

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer £92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organisation is this?
It's the 650 members of the House of Commons.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of crooks we have running our country - it says it all...

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country - whilst trying to ensure that everyone else has the worst possible!!

3 comments:

  1. Reads like a bootneck companey night out

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  2. I have it on good authority that Marine Smiff never hit his athletic loving wife once. As she is in training to entertain the Olympic field team, and was in-flagrante delicto, she kept running into his closed hand. So said the man before the Judge...

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  3. The Stranglers bar?

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