Glasgow Rangers take over tramways

Brand new tram tracks being demolished, ready for the holiday season or tsunami 2053.  Blackpool executives give themselves a Planning Bonus, Lieber looks on as they bequeath their expenses to the Marxist League of Ambidextrous Steele Pumpers.  The Blue Rinsers are celebrating in the Crystal Palace as workers pull the building down around their wallets.  Mr and Mrs Ramsbotham retire to a hostelry in the demolition site once called the Central Promenade where Guinness is £1.99 a pint of black ice-water.  Squires Gate Airport would be busier had not the runway been moved to Manchester and the reception lounge to the Isle of Mull.  Bookings for Benidorm have increases by a factor 69.  The Council are to subside the building of the first five star hotel; that will be erected in Scarborough.  Planning for the future, hohohoe.