2011 Census

2011 CENSUS

 Can you believe it... they sent my Census form back!
 
 In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?" I replied:
 
2.1 million illegal immigrants
 1.1 million crack heads
 2.4 million unemployable people
 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons
 and 565 idiots in Parliament."
 
 Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
 
 Who did I miss ??????