On Tuesday, his engagements will take him to north Lancashire and Blackpool.
He will plant an oak tree at St Margaret's Church of England Primary School, Hornby, to officially mark the beginning of Lancashire's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.
Later he will tour Blackpool Pleasure Beach, and open the resort's new wedding chapel on the B&Q's promenade. If he has time he will go and dig up former councillors to ask their opinions of the Gayest places to eat? One Old Old Bootneck was heard to guffaw, "Don't ask me, I'm strictly a Rum and Baccy man! I stopped munching when the NHS stopped paying for my teeth."
The Lord Lieutenant of Lancashire, Lord Charles Shuttleworth, who is hosting the visit, said it was "going to be a very exciting year". Recruitment will outdo our capacity to train mine detectors of the Afghan National Irish Gurning Units.
"The visit gives tremendous encouragement to people who otherwise might not get recognition for what they're doing," he added. "Like the former councillors with multiple bank accounts and disposed of wives." He added it might be beneficial if he bought some of this reasonably priced property as he will be bring a couple of quid with him - unless it's all been reserved?
NB He will not be opening the new Royal Marine Recruiting Offices. The Captain General, Royal Marines, has been told by his misses not to let the "little disappointment" closer than the Council's wife swapping group. With a bit of luck there's still a colour TV left for Mater!
Don't ask, don't tell.
ReplyDeleteMet a fell what wanted to be counseller until he saw the Blue Rince offas for swaps. desided it was betta to swap cans outside the Jeorge than risk get lummbered with someone ex nomber four, the one wiv no tits but a big gob.
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