Blackpool v Man U

With Blackpool desperate for survival points, local fans are caught between envy and desire at the news that a Man U star winger is training in the sack with a would be celeb - allegedly.
As Notareargunner has no idea who this Flying Phenomenon might be, it is not suggested that it is with this glamorous Artiste but having her on this blog just fulfils some of the fantasies of some of my friends, and I am here to oblige. Hope springs eternal that Blackpool can humiliate the now Might Man U, but I fear that a Twitter does not match the five goals Blackpool will need to stay in the Premier League.
Man U will not be flying with Ryan Air as Squires Gate airport can't house the paparazzi. A gig is in planning if Blackpool succeed. Pity the 007 is no longer open and Ronnie Hunter is not around to look after the away team. Suppose Wendy Lewis could offer her services? Naw. That's a fate we should reserve for FIFA or the management of English football.