The Accused - a criminal act

Do not despair, reader. This is not the idiotically criminal English born bitch in California who is giving her eight year old daughter botox injections, but the lethal acting of the other criminal Jeffrey Archer's play Accused.

Slow from the throne as George III, local Thespian Ian Rowe will bamboozle the expected mass audiences as part of a riveting cast of unemployed ship builders. This mystery is made all the more interesting by the prompt boards in the front of the auditorium, written in Braille!

The enticement gets greater as the cast has promised not to take their anti-Alzheimer's drugs for the duration of the production.
The audience are asked not to block the entrances so that the cast can park their mobility trolleys after they have been shoplifting in Town.
The syringe is just in case The Idiot makes his way from the Dunes to do a hatchet job on the humour.

So, if the heat wave gets too much for you, get your sweaty body down to the theatre before the Council pull it down and watch real live people play dead.