Immigration Office a larf

clipped from www.thesun.co.uk A DESPERATE illegal immigrant who has tried six times to stow away so he can FLEE Britain keeps getting caught — and forced to STAY. A judge yesterday vowed to “kick some backsides” and said: “The sooner he gets back to Morocco the better for everybody.” Michael Hubbard QC added: “It’s unbelievable he has been held at taxpayers’ expense in an immigration centre for three years. Bristol Crown Court heard how Ali arrived in Britain in 2004 claiming to be Algerian and demanding asylum.

Will no-one take charge? Jakki Spliff is out of her mind on the weed and the Immigration officials are too busy trying to understand the Law.
Sod the Law. Give the poor sod a bungee and let him water-ski back to paradise.