Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Scotland the Brave

AN ISRAELI DOCTOR SAYS:
"IN ISRAEL, MEDICINE IS SO ADVANCED THAT WE CUT OFF A MAN'S TESTICLES, PUT THEM ON ANOTHER MAN, AND IN 6 WEEKS, HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."


THE GERMAN DOCTOR SAYS:
"THAT'S NOTHING, IN GERMANY WE TAKE PART OF A BRAIN, PUT IT IN ANOTHER MAN, AND IN 4 WEEKS HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."


THE RUSSIAN DOCTOR SAYS:
"GENTLEMEN, WE TAKE HALF A HEART FROM A MAN, PUT IT IN ANOTHER MAN'S CHEST, AND IN 2 WEEKS HE IS LOOKING FOR WORK."


THE SCOTTISH DOCTOR LAUGHS:
"YOU ALL ARE BEHIND US. THIRTEEN MONTHS AGO, WE TOOK A WOMAN WITH NO BRAINS, NO HEART, AND NO BALLS AND MADE HER FIRST MINISTER OF SCOTLAND.

NOW, THE WHOLE OF SCOTLAND IS LOOKING FOR WORK!