Recruiting for the priesthood in LeprechaunLand

   An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said

     "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".

     "1st - Who was born in a stable?"

    

     "Red Rum" he replied

    

     "2nd - What do you think of Damascus ?"

    

     "It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.

    

     "3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"

    

     "That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the sh*t out of them!!"