Sunday, 17 April 2016

Recruiting for the priesthood in LeprechaunLand

   An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said
     "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".
     "1st - Who was born in a stable?"
    
     "Red Rum" he replied
    
     "2nd - What do you think of Damascus ?"
    
     "It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.
    
     "3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"
    
     "That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the sh*t out of them!!"