The
Temporary Prime Minister
10.2
Drowning Street
Lundun,
INNIT
Thursday,
11 September 2014
Dear
Mr. President,
Having
considered carefully your latest declaration, I find myself in a
quandary.
As
the Leader of the army of your closest ally, if I copy your order to bomb the
Islamic State into obliteration, I will have to Order my Airmen and Royal Naval
personnel to commit wholesale slaughter.
This will inevitably lead to the whole scale killing of children and
women. All of this will be to prevent
the expansion of the Murderous Cult of Islamic Jihad.
Now
my problem is this! How do I justify
such an Order whilst I keep Royal Marine Sergeant Alexander Blackman in prison
for the close quarter killing of a Jihadi Terrorist who was caught in the action
of perpetrating his Evil Intent?
Please
advise.
Your
friend,
Prime
Minister of GB & NI (until next week).
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