Thursday, 11 September 2014

Letter to US President

The Temporary Prime Minister
10.2 Drowning Street
Lundun, INNIT

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Dear Mr. President,

Having considered carefully your latest declaration, I find myself in a quandary.
As the Leader of the army of your closest ally, if I copy your order to bomb the Islamic State into obliteration, I will have to Order my Airmen and Royal Naval personnel to commit wholesale slaughter.  This will inevitably lead to the whole scale killing of children and women.  All of this will be to prevent the expansion of the Murderous Cult of Islamic Jihad.
Now my problem is this!  How do I justify such an Order whilst I keep Royal Marine Sergeant Alexander Blackman in prison for the close quarter killing of a Jihadi Terrorist who was caught in the action of perpetrating his Evil Intent?

Please advise.

Your friend,

Prime Minister of GB & NI (until next week).