Thursday, 5 February 2009

Anonymous email - ASYLUM

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This is today's mass release email. I would have condemned it to file 13 had it not hit a nerve. Just when I am challenging the authorities and making an application for Judicial Review, without any legal assistance or financial help in a matter concerning a British man, a veteran soldier, an Englishman with a very young family, children under the age of 18, I read that Binyam Mohamed is getting assistance from a large charity, has legal representation from a southern firm of solicitors and Mr David Davis has raised the issue of legality with the British and American governments.

He is not British, has forfeited any assistance by going to the Taliban - on his own admission to rid himself of his drug dependence - an organisation which is murdering BRITISH men and women, has left these shore voluntarily and yet idiots want to drag him back because the Yanks have violated his Human Rights. What about the Human Rights of the families his associates are murdering?


And where is the assistance that British families can readily get when so much charity is being handed out to associates of terrorism, mass murdered, Human Rights abuses and just plain evil.