Vet Sunday in Blackpuddle

 

Krusty has not been invited by the Clowncil to open Vet Sunday

 Blackpuddle Clowncil has permitted a huge parade for Vets Sunday, to be held on Monday 31st June.  Banners will be flown and Regiments from ancient parts of the New Commonwealth will partake.  The Rwanda Mounted Assagais will be having an eat inn of Beans - humane beens - but their master display will be a massacre in, around, over and under the Clowncil offices.  Special permission is being sought for the Mounted Zebra Squadron to demonstrate their historic ear, nose and lip piercings as Witch Doctors perform facial scarring on anyone who does not donate to the Robert Mugabe Memorial Funds.  Bacon Sandwich stalls are to be closed as not to antagonise the cowards in the Clowncil who would rather placate child molesterers than let the vets deal with them.  It only takes two house bricks to solve their problem.

To start the parade, a group from the Micronesia Amazon Yodelling Ensemble will herald all Walters into files of trebbul 6.  Local dignitaries have given permission for Sq Ldr Pedr Vyles to give out badges for all those who never saw action and to be able to suck on the bones left over from the feast of the Rwanda Mounted Assagais (RMA). 
Collectors will be out in Force to rattle tins under the noses of the public as the Paracute Regiment jump from the derelict trams blocking the entrance to the War Memorial, resplendent in their garish Pink Berets, parasols replacing chute silks and the local MP waving his favourite garter from his home on Bugis Street, Singapore.  The Parade Marshall will be holding Mincing Lessons up and down Queen Street as the Royal Regiment of 1 Legged Lesbians hop in and out the custody suite in the New Politically Correct Police Boutique.

Dress of the day is chiffon, lace and black stockings.

Prayers will be held in Jedhi and Hymn Sheets printed exclusively in Braille.

The annual showing of the play Pygmalian has to go underground as it has been learned that Elisa Doolittle has been married off to her cousin and her father has drank the endowment in Yates Swine Lodge and Professor Huggins has already had carnal knowledge of her and claims sanctuary in the local masque until paedophilia is made compulsory.  Otherwise, have a NICE day.  Stone all Whistleblowers and prey that the ECHR reprieves that War Criminal Tony Bliar.

Wont you come to the Bower

The Blackpool news sheet runs a full article on what local Veterans are doing, but not a single word about this heroes partner and fellow councillor?  Why not?  Oh! he's in the Stuart Hall Suite practising the Sir Jim Sa-Vile defence. 
Nor is there any mention in the financial bit about those secret accounts that were minuted on a sound recording, and still available on the Internet but since deleted, redacted, erased, rubbed out, filed in File 13, forgotten and denied ever existed with £30k that could be used to release local tax payers from another burden. 
No wonder some could run around the centre of Blackpool with stolen Help for Heroes collection boxes under there arms as the local police and the Unscruples Committee turned Heratio's bad eye on misdeeds in Public Office.

Small wonder that ordinary people can't or wont understand the necessity of absolute propriety of office holders if they do not understand that a man in "loco parentis" is absolutely responsible for their own conduct towards children temporarily in their care.  We are charged with doing no harm, but when evil is visited on our vulnerable it woe betides those with courage to confront evil when ordinary people lose the moral compass and start to blame the victim.  This happen again recently with Julie Bailey and the Stafford Hospital debacle, with Mel Mullin in Blackpooland her charitable endeavours and the sickening barriers placed in her path by those purporting to have similar intentions.
When a 30 year old male teacher lured a 15 year old pupil into a sexual relationship, one she is not competent under law to appreciate or agree to, then no punishment can be severe enough to compensate for HIS transgressions. 
Until the FESLC can explain their relationship with unaccounted monies and other more serious offences, for as long as day is day, their avoidance of responsibility whilst benefitting from such association is deplorable.  Much more is subjudice and the FESLC know that time may come to their aid and erase memories that others will never forgive them for.

Spokesman for Britain Muslims...

This devil is being ignored at every ones risk.  Free housing, free education, free health care, money from the British tax payer to promote his filth?
Wake up Britain!  Labour imported three million possible allies of this evil creep and you say nothing.
To say that they do not cost the British Tax payer anything is insidious lies.  Ever one of their families cost us a fortune in education, health, accommodation and every benefit not bestowed on British senior people.

TPA reveal Government waste on massive scale

 

A must read for every person who voted Lieber and is again thinking of voting Lieber.  

Today we proudly launch the latest edition of the publication that started it all for the TaxPayers' Alliance: the Bumper Book of Government Waste. Our Research Director - John O'Connell - has found £120 billion that has been wasted on unnecessary projects, inefficient processes and lavish pay and perks.

Attack on English girls on video removed from YouTube

Police in the NW of England appear to be upholding their reputation of bias and incompetence.  On Monday, in Ashton Under Lyne nr Manchester, an English girl videoed part of an attack on her female friends by ENGLISH PAKISTANI  males.  That video has already been removed from YouTube but is still viewable on LiveLeak. The mute response by the Police is typically questionable.  This is a country whose police cannot investigate the murder of a genuine English veteran because the known perpetrators were supposedly acting for the Courts.  They are unable to arrest MP's, journalists,Councillors, kiddie fiddlers or GP's with a perchance to euthanize single, elderly patients.

In this same week in Blackpool, Police arrived at the home of an 80 plus woman to investigate the 'catnap' of a wee pussy from her neighbours, across a 6 ft high fence dressed in cape and dark mask and high on the drugs supplied by Veronica Campbell-Brown's chemist.  The Old Lady abandoned her zimmer frame and left it as evidence of her malfeasance in this despicable and cunning enterprise to colonise her tiny council flat with marauding pussy.  Her elder veteran neighbour say he wish he' have thought about it as it would save him a fortune in Viagra.  The Fuzz refused to investigate the willful damage caused by Council Employees who destroyed most of the plants and shrubs planted by tenants to improve the look of the area.  A council spokesman said it had been a genuine mistake as the workers thought they were weeds and dead plants.  Well said, Mr Jobsworth.  

Yobs are allowed to be yobs, but the Duty of Care owed to the elderly ceases with encroaching infirmity.  The pink packages of doggy doo which are congregating and multiplying around the bus shelter on St Annes Road and adjacent to Arnold School playing fields are breeding faster than illegal immigrants and illegal mosques.  Council and Police do nothing about them either.

Willie Paterson MM - RIP

Willie was born in Glasgow and went to the city’s Kelvinhaugh Primary and Hamilton Crescent Senior Secondary.  Leaving school at 15 and joined the Royal Marines at 17. He served in various places over 28 years including Malaya, Cyprus, Malta, Australia, ­Singapore and did five tours of Northern Ireland. In 1964, just two years after a serious climbing accident, he was awarded the Military Medal by the Queen for gallantry in the Aden ­Protectorate, now Yemen.

 Only two years earlier, Willie received multiple injuries after a rope snapped during a training exercise causing him to spend many months in hospital.
Sincerest commiserations to Willie's family .  Let's hope we see brother Jimmy and family next month at the 42 bash, to share a tot or two and toast Willie across the bar.

Is Tony lying again?

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair: I did not sleep with Rupert Murdoch's wife

TONYBLAIR has denied wild rumours that he slept with Wendi Deng as the mysterysurrounding billionaire Rupert Murdoch's decision to file for divorce deepens.

Has the compiler of dodgy dossiers put it in writing?  If so will it be as accurate as the last thing he published?  Anyway, if it’s not darling Tone who fu*k Mrs Murdoch, you can guarantee that Lord Pantsdown would have been having a sniff.  Two’s up, Paddy!

In case Darling Tone hasn’t, it will about the only thing he hasn’t fu*ked.  Between he and his twin Broon, they certainly made Britain pregnant.

Prayer for the Day

Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.

You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favourite musician Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are

Ed Miliband, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Ed Balls and Simon Blackburn.

Amen

MARRIAGE MARIJUANA

For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."
We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before! ???

Former Bootneck investigated for sense of humour in humourless Scotland

The Daily Record in Jockland investigated an unusual signage on a private garage, only to discover that firefighter and former Royal Marine Stephen Wilson was happy to reveal what was inside the garage of his semi-detached home in East Calder, West Lothian. The Former Bootneck is being quizzed by the Gestapo after a neighbour complained about the name of his home gym.  Residents were left puzzled when a sign saying "Choir Boy Grooming Room" appeared above his garage.

Stephen Wilson outside his garage gym     David Johnstone

After giving the Record a tour of his garage, he said: “I came up with the name because choir boys are seen as quite weak and grooming, although nowadays is seen as sexual and associated with paedophiles, is also a training term meaning preparing your body and mind for something.
“I just put a different slant on the name.
“I used to train at a gym but it was costing me £100 a month and the equipment was always being used by other people, so I came up with this. A couple of my mates use it, too. I play a lot of sports so this is where I prepare.”
The garage – which is packed full of weightlifting equipment and massive tractor tyres – is soon to be fitted with a new professionally-made sign which will display the initials CBTR.

Perhaps the hapless and ignorant Jocks should do a spell in the Andrew, get on the Bubbly and stop reading DRO’s with suspicion. Maybe they think it better that neighbours and officials exchange child pornography instead of ancient Royal Speak?

Get out and report the perverts, stop Councillors and politicians abusing you, our language and their expenses.  But for Dogs sake get a life!  Instead of running off to the Fuzz perhaps a word with Stephen would have sufficed?  The Brown Hatters Charter and lack of knowledge is crazy, not a former Bootneck's sense of humour.