A Prime Minister was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so she turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The
little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Minister. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as she smiled smugly.
"Oh, I don't know," said the Minister. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as she smiled smugly.
"OK," she
said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The PM
visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global
warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" and
then she went back to reading her book.
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