After the fiasco of the trams off line, the unreadable websites of the Council, Lieber is crawling up the bottoms of the new Entrepreneurs with the following edicts.
On the 1st April 2012, Pam Badloser from
Blackpool Muslim Council confirmed that 8 parking permits, with no restriction
on the vehicle used, had been issued to the Noor A Madina Mosque permitting an
hour’s free parking on Blackpool South car park every Friday. Also, as another concession
to the Established Muslim Mosques of Englandstan that all Blackpool eating
houses will cease with immediate effect from selling the disgusting Bacon Butty. Ramjamdin will also begin and last to this
date 2020. Fasting is now compulsory for
everyone except fat, illiterate Mullahs.
Anyone raising an eyelid will be branded a racist and ordered to give
back Aden to the family of Keith Vaz.
NEWS FLASH: Gorgeous
George to switch on Illuminations. All Preyer
Mats are to face east, towards Bradford Vest. And the tower is to be converted
to a minaret. The Town Criers post is to
be replaced by an Imam Sli’de Inde Bakdor and compulsory prayers will start at
0530 tomorrow. The Crier’s horn will be
implanted in the Council Leader's Chamber. (Ow! That’ll hurt, I hope.)
First, no parking for day strippers. Now no bacon sarnies with red sauce. Soon we'll have compulsory buggery. Oh shit! It's already in - in the Navy Cake, great ingredient.
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