Tuesday 17 April 2012

Free Parking Tickets - Brown sauce and no HAM


After the fiasco of the trams off line, the unreadable websites of the Council, Lieber is crawling up the bottoms of the new Entrepreneurs with the following edicts.

On the 1st April 2012, Pam Badloser from Blackpool Muslim Council confirmed that 8 parking permits, with no restriction on the vehicle used, had been issued to the Noor A Madina Mosque permitting an hour’s free parking on Blackpool South car park every Friday. Also, as another concession to the Established Muslim Mosques of Englandstan that all Blackpool eating houses will cease with immediate effect from selling the disgusting Bacon Butty.  Ramjamdin will also begin and last to this date 2020.  Fasting is now compulsory for everyone except fat, illiterate Mullahs.  Anyone raising an eyelid will be branded a racist and ordered to give back Aden to the family of Keith Vaz.
NEWS FLASH:   Gorgeous George to switch on Illuminations.  All Preyer Mats are to face east, towards Bradford Vest. And the tower is to be converted to a minaret.  The Town Criers post is to be replaced by an Imam Sli’de Inde Bakdor and compulsory prayers will start at 0530 tomorrow.  The Crier’s horn will be implanted in the Council Leader's Chamber. (Ow! That’ll hurt, I hope.)

2 comments:

  1. First, no parking for day strippers. Now no bacon sarnies with red sauce. Soon we'll have compulsory buggery. Oh shit! It's already in - in the Navy Cake, great ingredient.

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