The new “Jerusalem”!
Brilliant stuff from Richard Littlejohn in the DM . . .
Please sing the NEW VERSION from below
And did those feet,
in modern times
Swarm into England's
welfare state.
And was the
Eurotunnel breached
Because someone
forgot to lock the gate.
And so we boarded
trucks and trains
As French policemen
stood around
Thus was Afghanistan
builded here
In England's
overcrowded towns.
Bring me my dole, my
benefits
Take me to Croydon
DSS.
Give me a job, a
council house
And free treatment on
the NHS.
I shall not cease to
demand my rights
Then I shall send for
my wife and mum
And we will build
Afghanistan
In England's
inner-city slums.
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