Wednesday, 12 August 2015

I miss Bill

I miss Bill 
 
I miss Bill ...It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV,  where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to have a real black man as President.
*He played the sax. 
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women.
*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't!  And, he gets a check from the government every month.
*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.