Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Jimmy Saville (false)script found on the internet -

When the Royal Marine Associations get over the shock that again they are wrong and not every Bootneck digested the personality detritus of cultism that was Jimmy Saville, there is possibly a piece of un-aired BBC programme "Have I got News for You..."that will make them greener than their berets.  Instead of reproducing it here, if it genuine or not is of another debate, it is accessible and ought to be used- if genuine - to prosecute those in the BBC and those surrounding Jimmy Saville with abetting paedophilia and child abuse.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

If you are squeamish or a denier of facts, don't look at this link.  But if not, send it on to your MP with a simple question, where is this tape now?


I have taken just a few lines from the opening of one programme for you to decipher for ourselves.
Out-take 3:09'36 
During the headline round: 
DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? 
SAVILLE: I still am. 
DEAYTON: Are you? 
SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. 
(Audience laugh) 
DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. 
SAVILLE: What have you heard? 
DEAYTON: I've... 
MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.  
(Read it all here)
 
If this really is a publicity stunt then it has backfired 
because no-one will know the author. Quite strange 
because it is horribly too close to reality.
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10 October 2012 at 20:29:00 BST

    Mother is cleaning out 12 year old daughters slum bedroom when she come across a long brown cylinder with a soggy end. In absolute tears she presents it to her husband who immediately turns on elfin girl. "What the Hell is this," he demands.
    "It's my vibrator," replies the child.
    "Oh thank heavens for that," herald the couple in Unison. "We thought it was one of Jimmy Saville's cigars."

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  2. Anonymous10 October 2012 at 20:46:00 BST

    I think I'll bury me beret. Wasn't worth winning or...????fucking what??? They give the fucking thing to child molesters, cadets, two week wonders and woman on All Arms Courses.
    Was it worth all the pain?
    The Brass can kiss my ass, and i is old enuff to say that.

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  3. Anonymous10 October 2012 at 20:49:00 BST

    U should tell the story of the socalled Bootneck who tried to beat up the disabled former Royal at this years DDay celebrations in Normandy. Some real twats destroying ower history, Booty Boyo.

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  4. bootieboy12 October 2012 at 11:35:00 BST

    Jimmy Savile had to stop going to church...

    The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

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  5. Anonymous15 October 2012 at 09:57:00 BST

    No they didnae. The quation was always, which one, Which one dear Cafflick...

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  6. bootieboy15 October 2012 at 17:45:00 BST


    The theme tune to Jim'll Fix It is written in the key of 'C Major'. Quite surprising really, considering Jimmy usually liked things to be in A Minor...

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