Thursday 14 April 2011

HMS Cornwall luxury cruises

The Admiralty has replaced the gun deck with an all purpose swimming pool and the anti submarine tubes with cake launchers for their friends, the Somali Pirates.

The crew has been trained to wave at passing Skull and Cross Bones with the Marines instructed to give shooting lessons to any 'entrepreneur' from the African Continent. It is rumoured that the former Navigation Officer from the Nottingham will be deployed to help find new lands in open waters.

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Admiral Thanks Cornwall For Anti-Piracy Efforts

The Royal Navy's second most senior sailor has thanked the men and women of HMS Cornwall for their four-month sweep of the Indian Ocean keeping the pirate scourge in check.

Commander-in-Chief Fleet Admiral Sir Trevor Soar joined the Devonport-based frigate in Jordan in the final throes of her east of Suez mission.

HMS Cornwall has completed her tour of duty off the Horn of Africa and is making her way home to Devonport - which she's not seen since 28 October last year.

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2 comments:

  1. That ex pirate of the Forth and Clyde canal former Speaker of the House of Commons, Michael Martin, is still doing very well, thank you very much.
    A lesson for the Somalis-you do not need weapons to be a pirate-just a few crosses on a ballot slip at election time.

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  2. Ten years in a Western Prison is luxury for these born killers. The same tribe who murdered the Lancashire police woman!

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