Cleavages cause a rumble

Thousands of women flaunted their cleavage today in protest after an Iranian cleric suggested that women who do not dress modestly cause earthquakes. 

Women show their cleavages during a Boobquake protest on April 26, 2010 in Washington.

Is the Iranian cleric right? On April 16th senior Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi suggested women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. “Women who do not dress modestly…lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases (consequently) earthquakes,” he was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

It works on me. It also works on the boyfriend of one of my great nieces who is defying Allah and causing a Tsunami in her bedspace. Luckily she believes in Fairies and has her magic wand ready for when he forces her to wear that Black Shroud to conceal her enormous Himalayas.  The shame is it can't make the blood get to her brain, just like all the other apologists who cannot accept who were responsible for the 7/7 mass murders and 3600 conspiracies to commit more.