Wednesday 26th March 2008

Snouts in the Trough Shakespeare could not have written a more convoluting play.

Shameless: Speaker in £100,000 court bid to keep MPs' expenses secret, and YOU pick up the bill Silence says a thousand words!

Have-a-go hero has home pelted by thugs after police take four hours to answer 999 call He was lucky to have a telephone. Those living in the Westminster trough have no idea what life is like in Nubanglada… sorry Brittin.

Did 'suicide' police chief have FIVE affairs within force alone? He was definitely a beginner seducer if compare him to Paddy Pantsdown! See, former Royal Marines are better than the Fuzz at just about everything???

40,000 marriage visas a year are going unchecked, minister admits Serial bigamy no doubt? Have you noticed that when a politician speaks they somehow contort their bodies so that they speak out of their backsides?

Iraqis fight Mahdi army as British troops remain at base They are outside of Basra when they ought to be in Catterick and Aldershot, defending Britain against the waves of immigrants.

A clump of cells? Or a living being with a soul? Not if you are talking about Westminster, just a trough.

We failed, admits Northern Rock watchdog Never!!!