Sunday, 31 August 2014

Good Morning, Charlie!

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
 
I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”
 
He said, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”
 
Well I just cracked up, couldn't  stop laughing. …then said,
 
“That's gonna be a bit awkward init?”
 
“Not really.” he said.  “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”