New Street Names and other things

Proposed Names on the New Estates being built - to take the water we don't have, the electricity we don't generate, but houses the shit of which we want to get rid of - to be built by Phantom Builders in conjunction with NotubesCosanostra Scaffolding in support and TwAt plumbers doing the ground work and secret installations on land No-one owns.

Fiddlers Walk - An Estate near you.  One sight is recommended three miles due west of Queens Promenade.

Bent Approach - leading to the Community Centre - paid for by residents but not for them to use, as on Molyneux Drive.
Golden Handshake (or The Nod and a Wank) - the pub that has room for two patrons only at a time, just in case conversations are overheard.  Ideal for organisations with lots to hide like the FESLC, the Political Parties
Cabal Close - for selective residences.
Clanger Way -  pass go and pick up £thousands in passing.  Leads no-where and does nothing.
Hero Street, dedicated to members of a secret society.
Jimwasn'tcorrupt Avenue - a non starter.  They can't find any street who accept being joined to it.
Mandela Bin Laden Square - dedicated to teachers with Laughing Stocks for those who have learned to read, partook in history and whomever dared to complain to the authorities. The Mosque - no planning permission required here - will open it's doors to the East onto the firing ranges and the Female Children Mutilation Clinic.  No wedding area required as they will take place in Yorkiestan, Pakistan and Westminster where influence is growing.
Semen Memorial - a place to practice blue arts, but a Wendy Lewis Stand looks unlikely.
Library - to be found miles away from any homes with no adjoining shops or amenities, for the use of a select few with cars.  All mod eletronic comms which the elderly, the blind and the really thick can't use.

A New School with the motto, First Teach Parents they are NOT their Children's Best Friends -  has already be kiboshed for - Too Young to be Responsible - by Cllr Fealhems group shortly before he was convicted of paedophilia activities. The school will be paid for by PFI and immediately closed leaving the council to pay about £45 million per year into this get richer scheme and out of the defunct/bankrupt education funding system.  No-one will be to blame as the Council Official who oversaw the scheme has bought half of Spain with his pension rights - not from the backhanders that go to councillors.

New directive from Council.
All Crown Greens to be vandalised by the council and turned into Riot Training Areas for the Yoof.  No thanks to the aged, the Veterans or the severely disabled whose one source of free entertainment is to sit in the sun - still not taxed - and enjoy others playing a game made famous in history though Sir Francis Drake.

No trees in the New Estates because the Council "don't know how to care for them" - Ms Sarah Elliot.  Get the Irish in, there's more than tree fellas out of work there.