Blackpool's New Bus Schedules

Bus No./Type	Route	Colour	Driver	Entertainment
1 Open D/D	Tesco /Knott End via Fleetwood	Yellow, sometimes	Fat Fred or Jacques Custhoe	Muggings
2 Runner	Tesco/ Poulton le Fylde	Sheet brown	Molly Flanders	sextours
4 D/D 75 seater	Tesco/ Town Centre via Cllr Callow’s house	Sea sick green	Old Mother Reilly	Town Hall for sherry
9 S/D	Mystery route via Tesco’s	Vivid PINK	Gay Gordon	Price for best frock
11 armoured	Grange Park (New Tesco) St Helens via Big Tesco	Rainbow	Norman Swartzkopf	Paint ball (with live ammo)
14 Mk III warrior 75 seater	Mereside (Tesco) Grange Park	Camouflage white (powder)	DEA/SAS	Shackles
17 D/D Always empty	Town Centre/ St Helens via Tesco	Tangerine and strawberry jam	Elvis the not so real one/ Screaming Lord Sutch	Music, noise cacophony, din to hide the lack of brakes
7 Cinderella coach	Cleveleys/Town Centre/Kirkham Open Prison	Stripes with little arrow heads	Day release volunteers	Money laundering
Tram
	Lytham/Fleetwood	DayDream Blue	George Formby	Mr Woo and banjos
Stagecoach
6 horse	Yorkshire/ Irish Sea (and Tesco)	Dash genuine leather/lace curtains	Doris Day/ Howard Keel	Pick your own manure