Pigs to visit the Trough.

MPs' expenses: Elliot Morley and David Chaytor face police investigation. Elliot Morley and David Chaytor, the Labour MPs, are facing a Scotland Yard investigation into their expenses claims following disclosures by The Daily Telegraph

If they were unmarried, single mothers, taking a few quid for a few hours in their local Chippie, they would have been shackled and deported to a slum estate months ago.