A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one LastaTime.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, cooladown lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'aboutasex?
I'm a just atellin my frienda how to spell '
£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
Funny? Yes. But it has a resonance in the dumbing down of the English language. Every soldier learned the send three and fourpence anecdote at some time. Is it not much beTTer that buTTer has two teas and not one uggghh?
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