An Irish mother-in-law arrives
home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and
hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened! What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent
an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I
get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked
with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our
marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah
now, calm down Paddy... Calm down," says his mother-in-law. "There is
something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must
be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what
happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never
got your E-mail!"
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