Saturday, 15 February 2014

Playing with Words

A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.

 He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves.

 "You lying toad" she yells, "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"

"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team" …..