Muddiwaters in Fylde
will soon be thrown into an election frenzy when that well know child
diddler and local MP Larie Menchmitkinder- O' Bluddy 'Ell - is to
resign for 'family reasons'!
Larruping Larie, as she
is referred to locally down amongst the numerous lesbos bars of this
now notorious haven for child molesters and cannibals, and not OBE as
stated in the nations scum papers, is rumoured to be entering a
Moroccan hospital for a gender change operation.
NARG can now reveal
that she has been seeking a set of testicles ever since her past
lover, her elder brother Billy L'iar former PM and MP for Broon Ail
in tha' Nor East, was seen replacing Monika Lewdinsky at the Flies of
a Once Great American President. Larie refutes the rumour that she
said she would suck the devil's cock if it would get her into The
Cabinet. NARG has started a fund to pay for a special cask to ensure
she gets her desire sooner rather than later. Crate Bros says they
don't need to measure her up as they will use a cardboard replica
straight off the shelf.
NARG can also reveal
that Ms Menschmitkinder was in consultation with Frau Bo'llocks, the
Welsh Secretary in waiting, as to the suitability of using her
husbands as it is widely rumoured again that the former PM Dirtie
Blew has put a price on his head for all the bad advise he gave
during his administration. The Welsh Sec said they are not worth a
toss. So LL will be getting a brace of large black ones. They
actually once belonged to the Lieber candidate for Bradfordistan but
have gone a dark hue of purple after the good kicking the immigrant
population of that once Yorkist Rural Area gave them.
Just like everything
that comes out of Westminster, this is another false report from your
bogus political editor.
Die kacke ist am dampfen?
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