Monday, 13 August 2012

Future Prime Minister throws in the towel

Muddiwaters in Fylde will soon be thrown into an election frenzy when that well know child diddler and local MP Larie Menchmitkinder- O' Bluddy 'Ell - is to resign for 'family reasons'!
Larruping Larie, as she is referred to locally down amongst the numerous lesbos bars of this now notorious haven for child molesters and cannibals, and not OBE as stated in the nations scum papers, is rumoured to be entering a Moroccan hospital for a gender change operation. 

 NARG can now reveal that she has been seeking a set of testicles ever since her past lover, her elder brother Billy L'iar former PM and MP for Broon Ail in tha' Nor East, was seen replacing Monika Lewdinsky at the Flies of a Once Great American President. Larie refutes the rumour that she said she would suck the devil's cock if it would get her into The Cabinet. NARG has started a fund to pay for a special cask to ensure she gets her desire sooner rather than later. Crate Bros says they don't need to measure her up as they will use a cardboard replica straight off the shelf.

NARG can also reveal that Ms Menschmitkinder was in consultation with Frau Bo'llocks, the Welsh Secretary in waiting, as to the suitability of using her husbands as it is widely rumoured again that the former PM Dirtie Blew has put a price on his head for all the bad advise he gave during his administration. The Welsh Sec said they are not worth a toss. So LL will be getting a brace of large black ones. They actually once belonged to the Lieber candidate for Bradfordistan but have gone a dark hue of purple after the good kicking the immigrant population of that once Yorkist Rural Area gave them.
Just like everything that comes out of Westminster, this is another false report from your bogus political editor.

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