Dad & Dave saw an ad in the Daily Newspaper in Geelong, Victoria, and bought a mule for $A100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Dad & Dave replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Dad said, "We're gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Dad said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dad & Dave at the local grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Dad said,"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Dave said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Dad & Dave now work for the Gillard government.
They're financial advisers to Wayne Swan Australia 's finance minister.
Limit all politicians to two terms.
One in office. One in prison
Bootnecks - free stinkers
Saturday, 23 July 2011
From Oz
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They wouldn't touch the Shop on Bank Hey street with its corrupt Directors and bent councillors because they is bent.
ReplyDeleteTell the Gasjet it is not a charity, it is a company with directors Jim Houldsworth and Julien Mijeure, spawned from an illegal manoeuvre before placed before a meeting of the defunct FESLC. That's why we Paras don't attend. Look careful Blackburn as you are in bed with the devils. We Paras are getting sick of it and angry.