Mr Squeaky Clean with dirty hands?

clipped from politics.guardian.co.uk Inquiry launched as Labour caught in new donations row Hain failed to declare tens of thousands of pounds for his deputy leader bid Hain volunteered that he had made omissions in his declared donations to the Electoral Commission in the wake of the David Abrahams donor scandal last month. Although he did not take any money from any of the proxies for Abrahams, he discovered that he had not declared one £5,000 donation from Jon Mendelsohn, now Gordon Brown's chief fundraiser.

Having watched this political career blossom on vanity, pinko-liberalism, half truths and clear avoidance for the past 30 years I have a recommendation for Mr Clean. Get yourself a job with the English football coaching set-up. If you can teach the ill-educated footballers to sidestep with your dexterity, England footballers would be World Beaters instead of BLEATERS.