LABOUR'S SALE OF THE MILLENIUM

FANTASTIC DOUBLE CD RELEASED BY HM GOV

ALL THE ID FRAUDSTERS FAVOURITES ARE HERE

25 MILLION NAMES AND ADDRESSES

BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS EVEN MY OWN

NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBERS AND MUCH MORE

PERFECT GIFT FOR A SHADY FAMILY MEMBER OR FRIEND, JUST IN TIME FOR BUMPER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SPREE AT NO COST TO THE RECIPIENT!

BETTER THAN WINNING THE LOTTERY

A NICE LITTLE EARNER AND NO MISTAKE

packaged in a brown envelope

payment by cash on in a mutually agreed back street, used notes only

and no Northern Rock cheques either.

NOTE TO SCOTLAND YARD, MI5, MI6, FBI, CIA, INTERPOL, BRITISH RAIL POLICE, TRAFFIC WARDENS, CURTAIN TWITCHERS

AND ANYONE ELSE INCLUDING OUTRAGED OF MILTON KEYNES