Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The wisdom of the child


A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

1st kid says "A computer".

Teacher replies "That would be very useful."

2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When they started building a mosque near our house I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."