A teacher goes around her class
asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That would be very
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my
house we don't need anything."
The teacher asks him to
think again carefully as everybody needs something.
replies, "Nope I'm sure! When they started building a mosque near our
house I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we