Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked
women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to
get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still
have to do everything myself?