The wisdom of the child

Johnny

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
 
1st kid says "A computer".
 
Teacher replies "That would be very useful."
 
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
 
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need anything."
 
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
 
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When they started building a mosque near our house I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."

Letter from the New President

DEAR AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers.

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss.

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.  Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

Governments response to Ban the Burkha petition

The Government has responded to the petition you signed – “Ban the wearing of a Burka, any full or partial front face coverings in public.”.

Government responded:

Face coverings can be worn in public places for a variety of legitimate reasons. The Government has no intention of making it a criminal offence to wear face coverings.

Face coverings can be worn in public places for a variety of legitimate reasons, from religious observance to keeping warm in inclement weather. The Government has no intention of making it a criminal offence to wear face coverings.

Where face coverings are used for the purpose of concealing identity, section 60AA of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 provides police officers with the power to remove them. The police may also remove face coverings during a stop and search or following an arrest. The Government considers these powers to be both proportionate to citizens’ civil liberties and sufficient to allow the police to protect the public from harm.

Home Office