Thursday, 14 February 2013

Find Us at the Races

“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yae or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Had some burgers from Tesco for dinner last night....I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco; her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn.

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus these Tesco burgers have given me terrible trots.

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. aaargggghhh NO! NO NO NO!

2 comments:

  1. So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It's bollocks.

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  2. Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'.

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