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Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?A: 25.3 to puzzle over the technology of a light bulb while wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think more about it while wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, 3 to think really, really hard about how a light bulb works while wiggling their bottoms in the air 5 times a day, then 3 Muslims to decide that light bulbs are an evil infidel technology, four Muslims to destroy the light bulb, 2 to kill the people who sold the light bulb, 3 to kill everyone at the light bulb factory and three Muslims to blow themselves up when the ambulances come to tend the wounded. Finally, the 25th Muslim has to jump up and down screaming about how Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance.
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Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham, ENGLAND.The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here""Achmed El Kabul?" "Here""Fatima Al Hayek?” "Here""Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here""Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here""Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom."Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.The teacher repeated the call.A girl stood up and said, "Sorry, teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen."
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Did anyone see the Puff on Daily Politics telling everyone that Muslims are discriminated against and pose not threat to the public?Seems that 7/7 has been forgotten already!!!Or was that mass suicide by London commuters?
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