Yeah--their feelings are hurt by a
video--right!
That's OK, just don't burn or deface their Q'ran!
We're constantly clubbed on the head
with the claim that the Muslim world condemns 9/11, abhors 9/11, etc. - Yet
every day shirts like this are mass produced, marketed and sold by streetvenders throughout the Middle East and it's simply OK.
The mass-murder of 9-11
is a celebrated event by millions of
people.
A Muslim dies and finds himself in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.
ReplyDelete"Hey, what's going on here? Where am I?" he asks St Peter.
"Welcome to the afterlife," St Peter replies.
"No, no this isn't right. I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed, right away."
"Would you like a cappuccino?" asks St Peter.
"No! I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed," replies the Muslim.
"Well, you can talk to Jesus if you want," says St Peter, and goes off to find him.
"Jesus, I don't understand what's going on here," the Muslim says. "I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed."
"Would you like a cappuccino?"
"No, I want to speak to the prophet! Now."
"Well, you can talk to God if you like", says Jesus.
This appears acceptable to the Muslim and off they go. Jesus lets the Muslim into a big room and leaves him. After a few moments there is a puff of smoke and God appears.
"Yes, what seems to be the problem here?" booms God.
The Muslim is very worked up by now. "Look, I don't get what's happened here, I want to talk to the prophet Mohammed!"
"Would you like a cappuccino?"
"Okay, okay," says the Muslim, "I'll have a fucking cappuccino - now will someone please let me speak to the prophet Mohammed."
"Two cappuccinos, Mohammed," says God.