Andy Murray with a Grand Slam trophy few expected him ever to win
I departed the local in a torrent of late summer sunshine, determined to watch the US Open Tennis final on the wireless. As I tucked into bed and turned on 5Live, I got troubled so sneaked out to watch the match through a neighbours window with my high powered sniper sights commandeered from a Gook in foreign parts - a Terr in Yorkiestan. It took some manoeuvring but I eventually zeroed in to James Bond and scanned the screen for Ursula Indress but the faggot cameraman kept showing an Aberdeen Sheep Herder urinating down the side of his chauffeured Roller. Bet his lawyer has an ex kuse for that!
Well done Andrew. The first athlete from the Hee lunds since the inimitable Jockey Wilson was World mini Javelin Champion. Could you ever envisage Jockie throwing his assagais for five hours on Tennants Larger and deep fried Mars Bars? No wonder he couldn't ride a Derby winner.
Let's hope that Dunblane prospers on this legacy. Get the Highland Spring out and have a great celebration. One never knows, the RanGers might learn that success has to be earned and not a Presbyterian God given right. Aiyee, Andy, Laddie. Yea can hate the Enlgeesh as much as yea like as lang as yea keep on winnin'.
He will get a kiss off of his mum when she tucks him in tonight.
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