Thought Police strike again

It is alleged that a large group of homosexual MP's are to raise the matter that sexy Terry has not, repeat not shagged any of them so they want him further charged with homophobic tendencies. It will give his colleagues wives a chance to establish reasonable alibis for the time that they were absent from team training in the Captains suite.

A legal spokesman said that that lots of people were on his back. No. Up it. Statements were poorly reported by Rusty Morgan who said his Old Paper had not paid for the illegal telephone interception and that the page three girl was definitely over 16 and was not having an affair with an ancient Man U striker.

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John Terry faces racism charge

Chelsea and England captain John Terry will be charged for allegedly racially abusing Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand in a Premier League match in October.

Terry will appear in court on 1 February and could be fined up to £2,500 if found guilty.

Police had been investigating a complaint that he racially abused Ferdinand, the younger brother of Terry's long-time international team-mate Rio, during Chelsea's 1-0 defeat. Read more at www.channel4.com

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