Sex in the afternoon

The Louis Horrocks recreation grounds offered the casual observer more than the migratory blue-tit and strutting cockortwo to observe.
Oblivious to the nearby CCTV camera, the rutting season got into full swing with an intertwined brace of infantile juveniles risking the sexual offenders register, to engage the onlooking host of children in an impromptu biology lesson.
Although it exercised the massed ranks of the local constabulary, the neighbours in the Dunes Hotel satisfied themselves with Dr Boddingtons and a few bottles of Chateau Sarsons. Pirated extracts of the afternoons main event will soon be accessible on most 12 year old mobiles.