A man phones an Airfix model shop and asks "Do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner"? The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just one left" The man says "Can you put it on one side for me"?
Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two bootnecks at the bar.They ve told the divers to f,ck off they re all inclusive and still have twelve days left
Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two bootnecks at the bar.They ve told the divers to f,ck off they re all inclusive and still have twelve days left
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