Borders: Closed to
further immigration.
Illegals: Found stopped and sent back.
National Commitment: Re-establish National Service!!!
Parliament: Obey it's own laws. Make politicians keep their promises or have them disqualified from further election. No programs scheduled to start past the next election.
Dual Citizenship: Abolished (you're either British or something else. If you're something else, be a visitor then leave when your visa runs out.)
Language: English, Welsh, Scottish? only.
Flags: Illegal to display another flag except for consulates and embassies.
Culture: Respect the British culture and stop trying to change it into the mess left back in their own countries. Stop trying to change us!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare Benefits!
NO Freebies to: Non-Citizens! Look after British BEFORE donating to other countries. No British welfare for any country that is developing nukes or spending more than a reasonable amount on arms.
BRITISH SOLDIERS HOME -
National Commitment: Re-establish National Service!!!
Parliament: Obey it's own laws. Make politicians keep their promises or have them disqualified from further election. No programs scheduled to start past the next election.
Dual Citizenship: Abolished (you're either British or something else. If you're something else, be a visitor then leave when your visa runs out.)
Language: English, Welsh, Scottish? only.
Flags: Illegal to display another flag except for consulates and embassies.
Culture: Respect the British culture and stop trying to change it into the mess left back in their own countries. Stop trying to change us!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare Benefits!
NO Freebies to: Non-Citizens! Look after British BEFORE donating to other countries. No British welfare for any country that is developing nukes or spending more than a reasonable amount on arms.
BRITISH SOLDIERS HOME -
LET THE MIDDLE EAST SORT OUT ITS OWN
PROBLEMS !
BRITISH PENSIONERS BEFORE ALL OTHER NATIONALS.
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100%. What will you do?
If you don't send this on nothing will happen to you. BUT, if you don't you may be part of our home grown problem!!!
BRITISH PENSIONERS BEFORE ALL OTHER NATIONALS.
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100%. What will you do?
If you don't send this on nothing will happen to you. BUT, if you don't you may be part of our home grown problem!!!
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimant outside the Social Security Offices.
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The man told the fairy:
'Well, in Pakistan where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!
He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two, more wishes,to go'..
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.'
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with English clothes instead of rags, and shawl and I want to have white skin like the English.'
PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, a dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said
'Tough luck. Now that you are English,
you're entitled to
sweet fuck all like the rest of us.
And she disappeared!