Tuesday 3 November 2009

Exhibition of art

Alan Walker, the Tooloose Le Treck of Blackpool artists, is having an exhibition of his work at the Solarium on South Prom. If you get there early to miss the rush, you may get a cup of Trade Fair coffee and a diet biscuit for none dunking. If you get there late you can always stagger into the Farmers for a cigarette. You will not be able to smoke it, but you can add to the profits of the major drinks companies who laud it over the poor pensioner drinkers with excessive costs.
The three foot two inch Alan was busy slapping oil on his latest model, but hastily raised himself to his feet when he saw the digital camera, covered his latest masterpiece with a nylon handkerchief and dribbled off white thru the gap in his toes.
We look forward to viewing this exhibition - or walking through the exhibits.

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